definition of effing.

Okay. NSTP's over. Enough of that.

Haha.

I'll write about the NSTP thing some other time. Now, I just have to share something while it's still fresh in my mind.

It's 10:00pm.

Anyway, here's the story:

I got home around 7:30, so I was already in a hurry to do the Sociology report. I entered the house, threw my bag on the sofa, headed for the dining room, took one slice of pizza, went to the kitchen, drank one glass of Coke... and never spoke a word.

I went inside our library, shooed everybody out, and started typing like hell. My eyes were practically glued to the monitor. And the cellphone. Every twenty seconds I was glancing at my phone to see if there was a text message about the Sociology report.

Whenever someone tried to talk to me, I'd just stare at them and say, "Ha? Ano? Mamaya!!!"

And then I noticed that Mom was staring at me.... smiling.

That was awkward. She usually stares at me with eyes wide open-- a sign that I have done something terribly wrong.

Anyway, she was grinning. And I was like, "What???"

She said, "You're in love, aren't you?"

.........

Okay.

Did I miss something here?!

So signs of being stressed could actually be mistaken for being in love?!

Hmm... irritability, loss of awareness, being inseparable from the computer, cellphone, and other communication devices, loss of appetite... does it fit?



I think I have just discovered the main reason why relationships fail. Wrong interpretations of behavior. You're on the brink of having a nervous breakdown and your partner might think you're just being extra mushy and need some lovin'.

Haha.

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Oh, and another thing.

I was reading a blog [can't remember whose blog it was] a few days ago... and I saw the word " effin'. "

And I didn't know what the hell that meant.

[You can hit me on the head and call me a complete moron if you wish. I truly deserve it.]

I actually looked up its meaning in the dictionary. Obviously nothing came up.

So, I looked it up on the internet.

I searched for the "definition of effing" on Yahoo!.

This was the fourth result on the list of relevant items:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=effing


1.
effing

See also: effin, effin', f'ng, f'n, F-ing

Derivative of the word ‘fucking’, 'effing' means literally ‘F-ing’. You may see it used on a message board where

derogatory words (such as the f-word) are not allowed, to take the place the un-allowed. (Note that on sites

such as GameFAQs, this is known as censor bypassing, and you most likely will get modded for it, whether be

by a nobleman or some n00b merely&purely because s\he can.) It is, however, its own, unique word,

seperate from ‘fucking’ or ‘f'ing’ or ‘F-ing’ in its entireity.







This one made me laugh:


4.
effing

6 up, 6 down

A Jordanism. Polite way of saying fucking in the workplace.

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Sandy, you effin' idiot.

I love my stupidity.

*dies laughing*