quality time.

Dad's birthday today. We went to Caylabne [a resort somewhere in Cavite]. It was fun.


Anyway, here are some dialogues that kept the whole family laughing the whole weekend:

Characters:

Daddy
Mommy
Sandy
Isa (14 years old)
Jack (10 years old)
Miggy (9 years old)
Nala (8 years old)
David (4 years old)


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Daddy: Where will we have lunch??

Mommy: You decide.

Jack: Yeah, Dad. It's YOUR credit card, right??

Daddy: .... Oo nga naman.

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Mommy: I know a place where we can eat!!

Daddy: Where??

Mommy: Dun sa kinakainan natin...

......

Daddy: Saan nga?!?!

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[while driving, Dad sees a sign saying "Magnetic Field"]

Daddy: Did you know that Magnetic Fields defy the Laws of Gravity??

Isa: Talaga?? Pano?

Daddy: Kung titigil tayo ngayon at hindi mag-be-brake, gugulong pataas yung kotse, hindi pababa.

Sandy: Ah talaga?

Daddy: Siguro. Hehe. Kaya maraming UFO sa mga Magnetic Fields eh. Teng-neng-neng-neng-teng-neng-neng-neng [kinakanta yung intro ng The Twilight Zone]

Mommy: Did you know that there's a theory saying that aliens are humans from the future??

Sandy: That's what we will look like in the future??

Mommy: Yes. Because most of our activities will involve using the computer, we will have long fingers, and slender bodies. We will also have bigger heads because we will have bigger brains. Kasi kaharap lang natin ang monitor buong araw.

Sandy: Talaga?

Daddy: Oo. Tingan mo si Sandy. Mahaba ang daliri. Payat. Nag-eevolve na yan eh.

Sandy: .......

Mommy: May mali dun sa theory na yan eh. If you sit around all day long... aren't you supposed to be fat?? Hindi ka nag-eexercise eh. E di tataba ka. E bakit lahat ng aliens puro payat?

Sandy: Oo nga no.

Daddy: ... Baka yung mga matatabang alien hindi pinapasakay sa UFO.

......

Sandy: Ang galing mo talaga, Daddy.

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Sandy: I'm hungry again.

Daddy: Dapat si Sandy na lang yung nag-buffet eh.

Mommy: Sandy didn't even finish her eggs!

Sandy: I don't like eggs. Yung mga itlog lang naman yung hindi ko fininish eh.... Fininish?! Ampanget!!

Isa: Palalakihan ba nila yun?

Mommy: ..... Yung itlog...?

Isa: Hindeehh!! Yung resort!!!!

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Isa: Daddy, did you let go of the wheel??

Daddy: Ano?

Isa: Binitawan mo ba yung manibela??

Daddy: You mean like this?? [lets go of the wheel and speeds up]

Isa: NO!!!!!!!

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Daddy: Are you bored??

Miggy: Yes.

Daddy: Go clean you room. Now!!! [this is his classic pick-up line... he says it all the time]

Sandy: Dad, we're in a car.

Daddy: .... Oh yeah.

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Miggy: Happy Birthday Daddy!!

Daddy: Thanks Miggy.

Miggy: Dad, can we go to the mall and buy you a gift??

Daddy: Sure. May pera ka??

Miggy: Ha? Ako yung pipili nung gift, pero ikaw yung bibili!!

Daddy: ......

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Daddy: Alam niyo, your Tito's building a house for us in Leyte. So you'll know your roots.

Sandy: But we do know our roots.

Daddy: Talaga ha? Sige, taga-saan ang mga Añover??

Nala: Taga-Taguig!!

Daddy: The Añovers are from Leyte!! Doon ako lumaki. O ulet, saan pinanganak si Daddy?

Miggy: Sa Sucat Highway!!!

Daddy: ......

Mommy: What about me?? Where was I born?

Jack: Sa Pampanga!!

Mommy: .... Sa Manila ako pinanganak.

Sandy: Hala, naloko na.

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Jack: Uy, may monkey oh!!

Sandy: Oo nga no! [opens car window] Yoohoo... unggoy..

Mommy: Don't anger it. Monkeys have rabies... and AIDS.

Sandy: AIDS came from monkeys??

Mommy: Yup.

Sandy: Then how did humans...?? Eww.

Jack: You mean to say, hunters caught monkeys and raped them?!

Sandy: Okei. Nasusuka na ko.

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Daddy: Wildlife Conservation area pala ito oh.

Sandy: Kaya pala andaming hayop na nakakalat.

Daddy: Oo nga eh. That means all of you can freely roam without fearing for your life. Di ba??

[Quiet lang lahat]

Sandy: [Oh my God that was corny] ......That wasn't funny.

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Good times. Good times. XD