The Devil Drinks Chocolait.

Okay, the title's corny.

Get over it. Haha.

Sorry, I'm addicted to The Devil Wears Prada. Or rather, the unbelievably hot guy in the movie with the very enticing eyes and haunting smile. I don't like his hair though.

Huwaw.

Anyway.....

I never liked Tuesdays.

Trust me, Prof. Recio is the epitome of a terror teacher from hell. It's not very difficult to imagine her with horns and a tail.

She scares me. Really.



"Hindi mo alam yung mga provinces ng Region 12?? Assignment mo yun ha!! Kung hindi masisingko ka!!!"

That's just unreasonable. Not to mention completely off-topic.






"Ano yan? Computer?? Throw that machine away!!"

"Maam, visual aid po yan."

"I don't need that, I need your head!! Hindi mo naman sasabihin sa pasyente, 'Sandali lang ha, titingnan ko lang sa computer kung bakit masakit yung tiyan mo'... You're not prepared! Sit down!!!"

Okay. She just committed the fallacy of false analogy. Who in her right mind would compare a classroom report with a patient??



Eighty-four year-old virgins should be banned from the College of Nursing. They're too damn bitter.

Pakshet.


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Oh, and we didn't have Math today. Is that good news??

......

Sofia, Erma, Han, and I were hanging out at the AS Garden/Oblation spot thingy. Whatever.

Sof started to jot down things that she would want to accomplish in her lifetime.

Wala naman kaming ginagawa, e di gumaya na rin kami ni Erma.



Here's the list that I've come up with so far:

Things That I Want To Do Before I Die

-visit London

-be a doctor

-perform a heart transplant

-learn how to play the violin

-learn how to play the drums

-paint a portrait

-go bungee jumping

-find and stare at the perfect eyes

-learn to speak Spanish and French

-read all of Tolkien's works

-concert!

-write a book

-successfully draw/take a picture of every pair of beautiful eyes that I'll encounter

-world domination [Wahaha]

-be happy for one whole day

-have a carefree day

-mag-donate sa UP Manila para namang gumanda yung kaawa-awang campus natin

-thank Prof. Recio for all the pain and suffering... hopefully she'll still be alive when I thank her... why won't she die anyway?! [LOL]

-be deviant

-learn to cook

-meet JK Rowling

-assassinate [or beat up] Britney Spears

-watch an Evanescence/Lifehouse concert

-read the whole Bible

-shout at the world

-spill all my secrets

-patayin si Sandara Park... walang talent! Pucha!!

-be an athlete

-eat oysters [I'm allergic]

-learn to dance

-marry Doni Santos

-marry Daniel Radcliffe

-see outer space

-find out what it's like to be a boy for one day