Sociology.

Attitudes and Beliefs Towards the Sociology Professor

1. Any attempt to contradict her is completely pointless. Even if you have all the evidence you need to support your claim, she will still come up with some farfetched reason or topic to drive you crazy.

Take this for example:

The professor was saying that in ancient [or somewhere in the past] times, infants got their milk only from their mothers. Or something like that.

Anyway, here comes a batchmate who was just trying to make a point. In China, she says, milk also comes from soya.

So, here goes the professor, asking the whole class what soya is.

We go on and on about the stupid godforsaken bean.





Until she finally says, "What is soya?? It is a plant."

And then she raises her shoulders and eyebrows.

Duh.




Okay. Let's summarize.

Plant---->Soya---->Milk---->something about Chinese people----> [Dead end]

Heck, I don't even remember what we were talking about.

Grabe yung konek. Nawindang ako dun.



2. Be extra careful when it comes to your sources and supporting evidence... particularly if they're based on American findings.

"Hay Lintek!! Don't believe the Americans!!!"

Of course. Don't believe them.

They're only the most powerful country on the planet, and they pioneer the latest discoveries in science and technology.

No f::cking credibility at all.

Oh, the irony.



3. She doesn't like getting germs on the microphone. Really. You'll get screamed at for holding the mic too close to your mouth.

4. She expects you to report in five sentences or less. Fast forward. Include only the essential essentials. Whooosh.
And then asks you to sit down, because she finds your report insignificant and uninformative. Ouuuucchh.



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I'm bored. Bye bye.